Part 1: I Thought Catching the Affair Was the Worst Part

At 2:07 a.m., my phone shattered the silence of our Denver home. A nurse from Saint Anthony Medical Center awkwardly explained that my husband, Kenneth, and another woman had arrived in the emergency room after mistakenly using industrial adhesive instead of personal lubricant, leaving doctors unable to separate them without surgery. I acted stunned, thanked her for calling, and hurried to get dressed.